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Hazbin Hotel — Stayed gone

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Vox:
That fucker is back!

Valentino:
Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too

Vox:
It's been seven years!

Valentino:
You still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Vox:
Uh, fuck you!

Valentino:
Just saying

Vox:
Things have changed a lot since he left town

Valentino:
That’s for sure

Vox:
I gotta send a message of who’s really in charge of things now

Welcome home
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!

(Camera speeds rolling in three, two, one)

Welcome to the show!
Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has-been who
has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence.
Did anybody miss him?
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight’s program.

So the radio demon is back in town.
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well, handily, I’ve got good news.

He’s a loser, a fossil,
And I don’t mean to sound hostile,
But the demon is a coward!
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
I’m visual, he’s barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day
Don’t listen to a word he’d say
I hope he had a nice vacay
But he should have stayed away
While he hid in radio
We pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hell’s been better since he split
Where’s he been?
Who gives a shit?

Alastor:
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Yes, I know it’s been a while
Since someone with style
Treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners rejoice!
(What a dated voice!)
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
(Come on!)
Is Vox insecure pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that
Is nothing working?
(Ignore his chirping)
Every day he’s got a new format
(You’re looking at the future,
He’s the shit that comes before that)
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He’d be powerless without the other V's
(Oh please)
And here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team
(Hold on!)
I said no, and now he’s pissy
That’s the tea

Vox:
You old-timey prick
I’ll show you suffering

Alastor:
Uh oh, the TV is buffering

Vox:
I’ll destroy you, you little...

Alastor:
I’m afraid you’ve lost your signal

Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
Tune on in
When I'm done
Your status quo
Will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun!
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