Eminem — Dr. West (skit)

Исполнители: EminemАльбом: Relapse (2009)Просмотры: 1
- Morning, Marshall
- Morning, doc
- So we're discharging you today,
How are you feeling?
- Ah, anxious
- Anxiety?
- Well, anxious to get home,
Anxious to get back into the world, nervous
- Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now
You're sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this
You found a sponsor yet?
- Um, not yet, but I mean, when I get back
- Well, if you find one, you find one, if you don't, you don't
- Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and
Wait, what?
- Well, I mean you don't absolutely have to go to meetings
I mean it's not like, a requirement
If they fit into your schedule
I know you're a busy person
- Well, yeah, but I thought sobriety
was the most important thing?
- So what else are you thinking?
- Um, well, I know I gotta start practicing the steps, and
I mean, learn 'em, and start being able to apply 'em
- The steps?
- Yeah, the steps
- There's a lot of them, aren't there?
- Well, 12, but
- Christ, I don't even know them all
- Really?
- Anything else?
- Um, well, I mean the only other question I have is, like
What do I do if I find myself in a situation where
Maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that
And I get tempted to
- Take a drink
- What?
- Take a drink, and y'know, take the edge off
- Take the edge off? Man, if I have a drink
I already know what that's gonna lead me to
- What, you mean these? *shakes pills*
- Man, what the fuck?!

- Marshall, what's the matter, darling?
Having some doubts, are we?
Marshall, you can't leave me,
You'll never leave me, Marshall,
We'll always be together, Marshall
Marshall? Marshall!
- Oh no, no, no! Come on, man!
Oh, fuck you, man!
No, no, no, no!

*alarm beeps*

- Oh, shit!
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